“The crown has made it clear — The climate must be perfect all the year”

By |2014-08-12T16:53:40+00:00August 11th, 2014|Videos|1 Comment

As best CFACT’s extensive network of climate experts can determine, there was only one time in all of human history when people were actually able to control our Earth’s climate and weather. And they did it via executive order and government edicts, which may be where the IPCC, President Obama, EPA and Michael Mann got their inspiration. We all know this era. It was just prior to the Medieval Warm Period, if we have our history correct – and it was truly a wondrous era for mankind. Let’s revisit those perfect, mystical days for just a moment, as we listen to Richard Harris explaining how extensively the British government was able to control the climate in days of yore.

It’s true! It’s true! The crown has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect all the year.
A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there’s a legal limit to the snow here
In Camelot.
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September
In Camelot.
Camelot! Camelot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Camelot, Camelot
That’s how conditions are.
The rain may never fall till after sundown.
By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
In short, there’s simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot.
Camelot! Camelot!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Camelot, Camelot
Those are the legal laws.
The snow may never slush upon the hillside.
By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.
In short, there’s simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot.

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Camelot

Lyrics, Alan J. Lerner

Music, Frederick Loewe

One Comment

  1. bd1143bc August 17, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    Brillant.

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