Governor Moonbeam: Pay up on warming or find another planet

By |2012-11-19T15:57:08+00:00November 19th, 2012|News|1 Comment

California Governor Jerry Brown warns us to address global warming or prepare to live on “another planet.”

No, this is no spoof – just the latest prattle from California’s unconventional Governor affectionately known as “Moonbeam.”

Speaking before the Greenbuild Expo in San Francisco, Brown said future generations will be living “indoors … or we’ll be living on some other planet” if we don’t address the global warming issue. He also took time to applaud California’s implementation of a hefty “cap and trade” system to limit carbon emissions, a policy economists say is likely to drive up energy costs and push businesses out of the Golden State.

Governor Brown, strangely, is not alone in his use of “outer space” to heighten alarm about global warming. Last year a study by Penn State and NASA researchers speculated that aliens, worried we might inflict the damage done to our own planet on others, might “seek to preemptively destroy our civilization in order to protect other civilizations from us.” The report specifically alluded to global warming when it stated:

“Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilizational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of Earth’s atmosphere (e.g. via greenhouse gas emissions), which therefore changes the spectral signature of Earth.”

While it is unclear raising the intergalactic alarm bell about global warming will heighten public support for the Green cause – it is certain to draw media coverage whenever it is raised, and is always good for comic relief.

One Comment

  1. jameshrust November 20, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    I saw a program on the National Georgraphic Channel a few years ago about dinosaurs on the earth. The time was more than one hundred million years ago. They claiimed there were 10 billion dinosaurs, the carbon dioxide level was over 4000 ppm, and the earth’s temperature was 6 to 8 degrees C above present level. If aliens are alarmed about global warming today, wouldn’t they have gone crazy over events back then?
    Could it be aliens visited the earth back then and removed(ate) the dinosaurs, sucked the high carbon dioxide levels back to 290 ppm, and cooled the earth 6 to 8 degrees we have now?

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