Uh-oh, Greenpeace! Santa checked his list, he checked it twice, and you’re on the naughty list…not nice!

Santa paid a visit to Greenpeace at COP 24, the UN climate conference in Poland, and gave them the gift of Polish coal.

Watch the video of Santa’s visit to Greenpeace here.

“Renewable energy?” Santa asked. “You’ll shoot our lights out kid!  We want to give you energy that’s proven,” Santa continued, “coal is a very reliable energy source that will help you get through the long winter.”

It’s not the first time that CFACT brought a little of its trademark fun to a UN climate conference, nor was it the first time CFACT exposed the radical ideology and hypocrisy of Greenpeace.

At COP 15 in Copenhagen, CFACT rechristened Greenpeace’s “Rainbow Warrior,” the “Propaganda Warrior” and labeled Greenpeace’s “Arctic Sunrise” the “Ship of lies.”

CFACT rang a bell to welcome “climate hustlers” aboard a Greenpeace ship last year at UN COP 23 in Bonn, Germany.

Despite everything, Santa has a big heart.  He decided to send Greenpeace something really useful.  At the end of the video Santa rang the North Pole up on his iPhone and said, “Rudolph, go ahead and drop off a barrel of diesel over at Greenpeace’s ‘Rainbow Warrior’ ship.  Tell them it’s on Santa.”

Did you notice that you never see Superman and Clark Kent in the same room at the same time?  Hmm, we never seem to see Marc Morano and Santa together, either…interesting.

Merry Christmas from everyone at CFACT!


  • Craig Rucker

    Craig Rucker is a co-founder of CFACT and currently serves as its president.