Verse celebrating waste, fraud, and abuse added to Socialist anthem
The American Left is making the new verse their own as they continue to demand President Trump and Elon Musk end their cruel examination of how government spends taxpayer money.
Bill Gates unveils “Climate Clippy” virtual assistant
Beloved character returns to do for climate campaign what it did for MS Office 97, proving once again that coders really do know best.
Biden announces airlift of wind turbines and solar panels to Europe
Marshall plan for renewables to bring Putin to his knees.
Seventeen year cicadas “shocked” by failed climate predictions
A cicada is outraged the climate doom he prepared for 17 years ago failed to occur.
Private jet “burial ground” reaching capacity as woke wealthy vow to fly coach
Seeking to put their climate money where their mouths are, the secondary market for private jets hit new lows Thursday as woke billionaires continued to eschew private aviation, insisting instead on flying commercial.
“Woke” billionaires, celebrities join “tiny house” movement en masse
Tiny houses are eco-sensitive dwellings of 37 meters, or 400 square feet or less. Wealthy climate advocates are living their dream by moving into tiny houses and adopting the uncluttered Walden Pond lifestyle as their own.