Avril Tromper

Verse celebrating waste, fraud, and abuse added to Socialist anthem

The American Left is making the new verse their own as they continue to demand President Trump and Elon Musk end their cruel examination of how government spends taxpayer money.

By Avril Tromper |2025-04-01T15:27:05-04:00April 1st, 2025|Comments Off

Bill Gates unveils “Climate Clippy” virtual assistant

Beloved character returns to do for climate campaign what it did for MS Office 97, proving once again that coders really do know best.

By Avril Tromper |2023-04-01T00:11:45-04:00April 1st, 2023|Comments Off

Biden announces airlift of wind turbines and solar panels to Europe

Marshall plan for renewables to bring Putin to his knees.

By Avril Tromper |2022-03-31T23:32:57-04:00April 1st, 2022|Comments Off

Private jet “burial ground” reaching capacity as woke wealthy vow to fly coach

Seeking to put their climate money where their mouths are, the secondary market for private jets hit new lows Thursday as woke billionaires continued to eschew private aviation, insisting instead on flying commercial.

By Avril Tromper |2025-03-31T14:20:08-04:00April 1st, 2021|Comments Off

“Woke” billionaires, celebrities join “tiny house” movement en masse

Tiny houses are eco-sensitive dwellings of 37 meters, or 400 square feet or less. Wealthy climate advocates are living their dream by moving into tiny houses and adopting the uncluttered Walden Pond lifestyle as their own.

By Avril Tromper |2025-03-31T14:21:19-04:00April 1st, 2021|Comments Off

Civil rights lawyers: COVID-19 reusable shopping bag bans violate religious liberty

Does banning reusable bags violate the separation of church and state? New age religion is religion, pure and simple, lawyers say, and entitled to full constitutional protection.

By Avril Tromper |2025-03-31T14:22:17-04:00April 1st, 2020|Comments Off

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Verse celebrating waste, fraud, and abuse added to Socialist anthem

Bill Gates unveils “Climate Clippy” virtual assistant

Biden announces airlift of wind turbines and solar panels to Europe

Private jet “burial ground” reaching capacity as woke wealthy vow to fly coach

“Woke” billionaires, celebrities join “tiny house” movement en masse

Civil rights lawyers: COVID-19 reusable shopping bag bans violate religious liberty